The first is a (gag?) site that a copywriter in New York created. If you don't laugh at the sheer hilarity of this website, take a look in the mirror. You may not have a soul. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard just looking at pictures. Without further ado, I bring you the world of Erotic Falconry.
Those falcons are such pervs.
The second page comes from the sports blog ALL BALLS. As every heterosexual male in America knows, Erin Andrews is hotter than freakin' magma. She's basically 2nd in line behind Oprah when it comes to television's most powerful women. Mad props to the boys over there who decided that the 'Top 10 Erin Andrews Moments' needed to be shown to all of the internet. Bless their hearts. I have nothing witty to say. My brain goes numb when I see her.
(This post was made using Dan Krueg's MacBook Pro. I highly recommend it.)