Tuesday, February 19, 2008

The 2008 SI Swimsuit Issue Sucks.

The 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Those words resonate well in most men across the World. Looking at scantilly clad beauties on beaches in various locales really rocks my boat. Unfortunately, I was somewhat disappointed with the outcome in the 2008 edition. And here's why.
Marisa 'the most perfect specimen of woman to walk God's green Earth' Miller graces the cover. And it's infeckincredible. Seriously - straight up jaw-dropping beauty. So I'm eager to see more. Let's dive into the issue, where there are 20 more models to oogle over. That's fine - every guy has different tastes. But when you put a vixen like Ms. Miller on the cover, you should probably have more than TEN PICTURES OF HER IN THE MAGAZINE. Ten pictures, total. Seriously, SI, are your editors slightly retarded? What a travesty. On the upside for SI (and you), they put up more pics of the photoshoot online. And thank god. Perhaps print IS dead. Print Edition: C. Online Edition: A-.

Peep some of the pics that weren't in the print version, courtesy of SI....


Marisa Miller is like Medusa. Minus the snakes and the turning you into stone.

Hey are your feet ok? Need me to come take care of you? No? You sure? Ok...

In all seriousness - this is just wrong to subject men to stuff like this.

I call this one "The Luckiest job(s) in the World". I bet the photographer was gay.

More here: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/2008_swimsuit/models/marisa-miller/

1 comment:

deuddersun said...

Marisa Miller is like Medusa. Minus the snakes and the turning you into stone.

Heh, heh, tell you what, there's a part of me she could turn to stone quite easily, and I'm fuckin old!