Sunday, May 06, 2007

Jakey Jakey about to make a big - Updatey

Come on a ride with me!
So in case you didn't know - I live in Madison now. It sure beats commuting 45 minutes to & from Whitewater. So far, well, it's been interesting. Tuesday through Thursday I'm at Extra Bold Portfolio School as an intern during the day and student during the night. Friday through Monday I'm at The Great Dane Pub & Brewery. Speaking of - hey that job blows! Whenever someone asks me what I do there - I put my head down and mutter the phrase "I'm a bitch". If you were to ask me years ago what I would be doing at age 23, I would not have said, "You know. Working at a bar being a bitch, and going home to mediocre housing". I made $15 last Monday. Seriously. A small fact for you: I've never received a paycheck over $500. True story.
Let's go on to the 'mediocre housing' portion of that quote above. I live in Arbor Hills apartments, conveniently located a little west of Madison right on the beltline. I've lived here approximately 2 weeks, and so far a total of 5 police cruisers and 2 fire trucks have been in front of my building. Story time again! Two nights ago, coming home at 7:00pm, I noticed 3 ghetto ass white kids grilling out in the yard in front of the complex across from mine. Fast forward to 9:30 at night, when I notice blinking red lights plastered on my wall via the window. Sure enough, a large firetruck with scurrying firemen around it outside. Beyond the truck, I noticed black, billowy smoke emitting from the garbage dumpster next to the apartment building. Now this is only a guess, an assumption, a conjecture - but I'm beting those dumb wiggers threw their hot coals in the garbage dumpster, causing a FIERY BLAZE! Arbor Hills Apartment Complex? No - Arbor Hills Retardville Projects.
Alas, with the lack of income as of late, the State St. Challenge will have to be put off until further notice. Hell, I haven't even figured out the apparatus my PC will be sitting on. Wow what a pathetic display of - shit I don't even know. Not only do I not have a desk, but I'm typing this due to the fact I'm stealing internet from some poor sap above me. Thanks wireless USB network thinger from Linksys! Paying 250$/month rent might involve me whoring myself on Fish Hatchery Road...

I suppose I should be putting my 'top tunes of the month' in my blog. Here's last months and this months:
18) Kelis - L'il Star (Linus Loves Remix)
17) Linkin Park - Krwlng (reanimation)
16) Girl Talk - Smash your head
15) Teddybears Stockholm - Punkrocker
14) Beyonce & Jay-Z - Upgrade U
13) DJ Khaled ft ...everyone - We Takin Over
12) Fabolous - Diamonds
11) Felix da Housecat - Rocket Ride
10) Gorillaz - All Alone
9) Hall & Oates - You Make my Dreams come true
8) Baby, Lil Wayne, T-Pain - Know what I'm doin
7) Kaiser Chiefs - Ruby
6) NWA - A bitch is a bitch
5) Peter Bjorn and John - Young Folks
4) Remy Zero - Prophecy
3) Timbaland - The way I are
2) Teddybears Stockholm & Mad Cobra - Cobrastyle (BEST VIDEO EVER)
1) Pimp C - I'm Free

11) Rush - Far Cry
10) Damien Rice - Cannonball(acoustic)
9) Good Charlotte - The River (Sorry, I had to. I didn't want to though...)
8) Flunk - Blue Monday
7) DJ Tiesto ft JES - Everything
6) Jose Gonzalez - Heartbeats
5) The Sounds - Painted by Numbers
4) Deathcab For Cutie - Marching Bands of Manhattan (Blake Jarrel Remix)
3) Ludacris - Slap
2) The Shins - Phantom Limb
1) Anberlin - Godspeed

Also in music news - Coachella was last weekend in sunny (and hot) Indio California. I highly recommend spending an hour or two and browsing some of the videos of the event on youtube. There are tons. And of course, here are 2 from my favorite band (Guy...) known as girl talk:

alternate angle:

Lastly - what's the deal with toe hair? It serves no purpose. Feet are bad enough as it is - is the hair necessary? Would it make me less of a man to trim it? Not that I have, or I'm going to - but just saying. This blog has been a wierd one, sorry. I don't think it's concise at all. Woops. Later.