Friday, December 19, 2008

Winter Update

Greeeee-tings! Blogger tells me I have one follower. That's great news! Cuz I'm gonna give that one follower, and all the other stalkers of Tepid Epics an update on my life, and what's to come in the future.

Tomorrow I turn 25 years of age. Am I where I'd like to be? Obviously not, but let's roll with it. 6th annual ugly Christmas sweater party is also tomorrow, and this makes me grin with glee. Held in the glorious city of Stoughton, Wisconsin, it seems like a good time to be had by all.

If you've been following this space at all, you've realized that it lacks any real focus. But that's about to change. In addition to the 'Tunes of the Month' feature, I've decided to add 3 other segments per month, if I can keep up:

1) "Beerosseur" - No, this is not a Dinosaur that indulges in beer. It's a beer connoisseur, or, a Beerosseur. I'm a self-proclaimed beer snob, and every month, I'll be writing about a superb new, or old beer that my palate heavily enjoys. And since I've recently become employed by a small Belgian beer restaurant, this column will never be empty. I have cut down on my alcohol consumption (see 10 things to do before i turn 25 blog from February 2008) and I don't really think this column will change that. Hopefully.

2) "She's Got Talent" - A little title I came up with to describe attractive women. The internet is filled with no-name hometown sweethearts. I'll scour it to find the best of the best. Think of it as the hot chick o the month. Could be entertaining.

3) The "F@*&ed Dream of the Month" - I have strange dreams. Really strange dreams lately, as I play CoD: WaW before I go to bed every night. If I can remember one really messed up dream in particular, odds are it will go here. Sex dreams not applicable.

So that's that. Nothing else new to report, besides the heavy blanket of STUPID snow on the ground that's preventing me from....well, going anywhere really. Stay tuned for my thoughts on Rice, a majestic pair of pants that will be retired soon, and some hard-hitting questions.

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Dustin said...

Sorry to burst your bubble that I was your one follower, haha.

I agree, CoD messes up your dreams. You don't know how many times I have been at war in my dreams in the last year (CoD4 and W@W)

TJ said...

I actually read your stuff from time to time too. Not as a follower though. I find humor where you probably don't intend it to be due to your age. I stumbled upon your blog this summer while searching for J.Geils band images for a CD I burned.

Dustin said...

You are about to lose your 1 follower, me, soon if you don't post anything!!! haha