AFF2: The Douchebag Haikus

ZOMG! I found the Douchebag Haikus!!! The 2 morons in row 23 will be no longer be safe from the wrath of my pen. Tucked behind a blank page after 'The Cincinnati Affair' (from July 2006 fame. Actually on the page right after the tally count of KRAAAAZY KAPLANS Billboards), they beckoned me to discover them again! I was happy to say the least. Apparently I overstated how many there actually were - I only made 8. Whatevs. I hope you like reading them as much as I liked creating them on the flight. For an even better effect - read them softly and delicately in the true '5-7-5' haiku way. Enjoy.

The Douchebag Haiku's

3-26-08, 10:00pm

Florida D-bags

On a god-forsaken flight

Please stop your swearing

Sexual Conquests

Appropriate for plane talk?

I don't believe so

Behind me - morons

I now know why girls hate men

They're human garbage. . .

Greetings, douchebag one

You're outlandish and stupid

Fucking kill yourself

Douchebag number two

I hope your wife passes you

A dose of herpes

Towards douchebag one

Burp in my ear once again

My pen meets your eyes

Again with myspace

Ever get off computer?

I'm guessing you don't

Ebay business plan

Sir - you are bound for failure

And large douchebagness

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