Thursday, October 25, 2007

Whudafxup with: Trailer Hitch Nuts?

Exactly what type of man do you have to be to put hanging testicles on your truck's trailer hitch?
A) Misogynistic
B) Insecure
C) Redneck
D) All of the above

Was your manhood questioned previous to those fake balls being placed on your hitch? Did you lose a drag race? Muddin' just not cuttin it these days for truck decor? I just don't understand why anyone would want an ornament like that on their ride. Sure you can put a 'bra' on your sportscar. But that's classy. Strap a swaying scrotum on your truck - you're an asshole. I find it hard to believe that I could befriend someone who has one. What could we have in common? Nothing. I looked up these 'truck nutz' websites, and the expected result was proven. Websites that probably don't have a webmaster because they look like they were made in the early 1990's. Remember early in high school, when you travelled over to those personal web pages hosted by angelfire? These are worse. See for yourself & try not to gouge your eyes out:,,
The worst part about all of this is that some prick is swimming in money in the bayou behind his house now. He's probably got some fat pockets. And it's not because of his testicles. I'd write more on the topic, but I can't because it irritates me. In the meantime, I'll think of a way to produce a vinyl sticker of tits to place your car's hood. Shit - now I'm the asshole.

answers: 1) D < watch this

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