Wednesday, September 12, 2007

So it's been awhile

So it's been awhile. I shouldn't have left you hanging there with nothing to read. Psh, as if you read this anyways. Let's get to tunes of the month:

August Tunes
12) Evan's Blue - The Pursuit
11) Three Days Grace - Never Too Late
10) Sevendust - Beg to Differ
9) 311 - Reconsider Everything
8) The Used - Pretty Handsome Awkward
7) Regina Spektor - Fidelity
6) The Kooks - Naive
5) Hellyeah - Alcohaulin ass
4) Le Tigre - Deceptacon
3) Monrose - Hot Summer
2) Murs - BT$
1) Operator - Soul Crusher


12) Kansas - Sweet Child of Innocence
11) Black light Burns - Lie
10) Neurosonic - So Many People
9) Houston Calls - One more won't hurt
8) Method Man - Rodeo (Ft. Ludacris)
7) Petey Pablo - Show me the Money
6) K Special - Not an Addict
5) Over it - Gunslinger
4) Say Anything - Woe
3) Finger 11 - Falling On
2) Kanye West Ft. T-Pain - Good Life
1) Kanye West ft Dwele - Flashing Lights.

New tunes for your pleasure. As you most likely already know, 50 Cent & Kanye had some sort of gay 'sell-off' thing for the release of their albums on the same day. 50 Cent is a moron with the IQ of an gnat. I won't go on ranting about this dumbassness - just know that I hate him. Songs 1 & 2 are off of Kanye's new CD titled 'Graduation'. It's good. Only 13 tracks, but no retarded skits or filler songs here. The following lyric comes from 'The Good Life', and it's hilarious:

Have you ever popped champagne on a plane
while gettin' some brain
Whipped it out she said she never seen Snakes On A Plane

This is why Kanye West is better than you.

And now, a short list of my top 10 favorite inventions.

10) Contact Lenses - I don't wear them, but I know people who do. I've heard good things about them.

9) Cellular Phones - Do you remember how people coordinated meeting each other before the use of cell phones? Yeah, you called their land telephone line and said, "I'll be there at 6pm". And then you showed up at 6pm. Weird concept, no?

8) Sewage Systems - Thank the Lord we have em. Think if we didn't. Actually don't think about that.

7) Power Drills - They're so cool. Who needs a screwdriver when you have a Power Drill. Just say it: POWER DRILL.

6) The Fork - A most often overlooked invention. Spoons are useful and all, but the fork takes the cake on this one. Literally. You don't eat cake with a spoon. And if you do, then you're just as dense as Fitty Cen'. And another thing - the spork isn't as cool as it should be. Will some company PLEASE develop a metal spork? Maybe then it will get some credit.

5) Internet - I'm comin to you right now via the Intraweb. HOW COOL. Al Gore should be so proud.

4) DVR - Folks. Listen carefully. If you have cable tv, and you don't have a digital video recorder device to go with it - then that's a shame. It's like having a car with no wheels whatsoever. Past roomates can attest to this, but I'm obsessed with rewinding live tv. Especially during sporting events...even tho you know the station will replay that big hit or home run 10 seconds after it happens. But I can't wait that long. I need immediate entertainment.

3) Rain X - Have you used this shit? It's unbelievable. Seriously. It makes raindrops just bead off your windshield and high-tail it onward. Windshield wipers have no become obsolete. Kind of like my communications degree / diploma.

2) Birth Control - Dear China: Use it. It works. Thank god.

1) Lists - Where would we be in the world if it weren't for lists. Think about it...they're everywhere. It's the only way I stay organized. The coolest list of all: The grocery list. Because how uncool would it be to actually write out complete sentences of the things you need:

I need grapes. I also need to buy bread crumbs for the tilapia that I'll be making tonight. Speaking of tilapia, I need to get approximately 4-5 filets of it.

You get the idea.

Finally, I still don't have internet at my apartment. I moved into a new place and my roomate has Dish Network. Dish Network sucks. It really does.

I just realized theres no videos or picture in this blog. Here's some Eye Candy:

Finger Eleven - Falling On:

More to come soon. Thanks for scanning...

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